Urgent

HELLO
FROM THE DESK OF ROYAL VENTURES ELECTRONICS COMPANY

AM HARRY SMITH, MANAGING DIRECTOR OF ROYAL VENTURES ELECTRONICS COMPANY USA. ON BEHALF OF ONE OF OUR BRANCHES IN NIGERIA I WANT TO MAKE ENQUIRES IF I COULD GET ELECTRONICS SUCH AS (LAPTOP, DIGITAL CAMERAS, WALKMAN, PHONES AND AND OTHER TYPE OF ELECTRONICS IN STOCK), AND IF I COULD GET THEM IN BULK AND PAY THEM IN CASH IMMEDIATELY, BUT BEFORE THAT, I WOULD LOVE TO GET FEW SAMPLES OF THE ELECTRONICS YOU'LL BE SELLING TO OUR COMPANY, AS OUR BRANCH IN NIGERIA HAS INSUFICIENT ELECTRONICS IN STOCK.
PLEASE I WANT AN URGENT REPLY SO THAT WE CAN GET THE SAMPLES FIRST AND BULK ORDERS CAN BE MADE IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE GET THE SAMPLS AND IMMEDIATELY PAYMENT WOULD BE MADE IN CASH AT THE POINT OF PICK UP BY OUR SHIPPING AGENT.

YOURS FAITHFULLY
HARRY SMITH
MANAGER.
DEAR HARRY SMITH
 
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR WRITING TO INITIATE WHAT I HOPE TO BE A VERY FRUITFUL BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN OUR TWO COMPANIES AND INDEED, BETWEEN OUR TWO NATIONS. SIMPLY PUT, NO COMPANY SHOULD SUFFER FROM INSUFFICIENT ELECTRONICS. IT IS THE VERY BEDROCK IN OUR PACT WITH THE CUSTOMER THAT ALL OF OUR PRODUCTS BE SUFFICIENT…NAY…MORE THAN SUFFICIENT!
 
FOR THIS REASON I PROPOSE TO SEND YOU A SAMPLE OF OUR MOST POPULAR AND BEST PERFORMING LAPTOP COMPUTER. TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THAT MR. HARRY SMITH. I BET YOU THINK THAT'S A-OK, AM I RIGHT?
 
I LEAVE YOU NOW WITH MY PROPOSAL. PLEASE CLUTCH IT TO YOUR BOSOM AND NURTURE IT LIKE THE ADORABLE INFANT THAT IT IS. DON'T ANSWER IMMEDIATELY. TAKE YOUR TIME AND CONSIDER WHETHER YOU WANT TO COMMIT TO SUCH A HIGH-IMPACT AND TRULY ELEGANT CO-PARTNERSHIP AGREEMENT. THEN, WHEN YOU'RE READY, HIT ME WITH THE FULL FORCE OF YOUR VERDICT.
 
I AM HOPING YOU WILL SAY….YES?
 
YOURS AGAINST ALL ODDS,
MATT

("Harry's Smith's next message came with the following header.)

urgent

THANKS MATT FOR YOUR REPLY.ALL THE STAFF OF OUR COMPENY REALLY APPERCIATE YOUR REPLY.
NOW THE NEXT STEP IS HOW WE CAN PICK UP THE SAMPLE YOU'LL BE SENDING TO OUR COMPANY. BUT WE WOUNT LIKE YOU TO PAY THE SHIPPING EXPENCES, SO WE WANT YOU TO PAY FOR THE SHIPPING EXPENCES SINCE WE HAVE AN ACCOUNT WITH FEDEX.

SO WHAT WE NEED NOW IS YOUR INFO
LIKE: CONTACT ADDRESS, PHONE NUM, FULL NAME.
AS SOON AS WE GET THAT WE'LL DO THE PICK UP RIGHT AWAY AND WHEN WE GET IT, ORDERS CAN BE MADE ON IT RIGHT AWAY.
AND THE PAYMENT ALSO WILL BE MADE AT THE POINT OF PICK-UP BY OWR SHIPPING AGENT.

THANKS ONCE MORE FOR YOUR REPLY..
HARRY SMITH
MANAGER.

DEAR HARRY SMITH
 
THANK YOU FOR YOUR VERY DECISIVE MESSAGE. CORRECT ME IF I AM WRONG, BUT IT APPEARS THAT THIS IS AN URGENT MATTER, SO LETS NOT WASTE ANY TIME WITH BOURGEOIS PLEASANTRIES. I WILL SEND YOU A FREE SAMPLE INSPIRON 1200 LAPTOP COMPUTER FROM DELL WITH 1.5GB PROCESSOR AND 1MB CACHE. THIS COMES FULLY LOADED WITH WINDOWS XP. IF YOU LIKE THIS LAPTOP, YOU MAY PLACE AN ORDER TO SELL MORE TO YOUR CUSTOMERS. HOW DOES THAT SOUND MR. HARRY SMITH? PRETTY GOOD HUH? BUT BEFORE I GIVE YOU THE ORDERING INFORMATION, PLEASE ADVISE ME ABOUT YOUR PREFERRED COLOR. THE DELL INSPIRON 1200 LAPTOP COMES IN THE FOLLOWING STYLES:
 
SALMON
MAUVE
OBSIDIAN
FRENCH CRULLER
 
PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHICH OF THE ABOVE COLORS YOU WISH TO RECEIVE AND I WILL CONFIRM INVENTORY WITH MY SHIPPING DEPARTMENT. THESE ARE VERY EXCITING TIMES MR. HARRY SMITH. EXCITING TIMES INDEED.
 
 
MATT

NO FURTHER CORRESPONDENCE.

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