Kosher Wines

Hello ,
I am intrested in buying (Sharp MD-DR77S)i am a paris dealer that buys around the world ,i will like you to pls send adequate information concerning the(Sharp MD-DR77S) and the pics when mailing back and payment will be in cashier check.Or Paypal..looking forward to your prompt reply.

Best Regards
REYES..

I'm sorry but we only accept payments by credit card or bank wire transfer. You can place an order on our website. We ship to France using UPS Worldwide Express. Pictures of this product can be found here:

http://www.xxx.com/xxx.html

Sincerely,
Matt – Electronix Galaxy

hello,
thanks for your mail,no problem i will like 20 items of it and i will like you to know that am shipping it to my inlaw in nigeria. your payment will be by credit card i will like you to caculate it with the shipping cost to nigeria ups 3 day with the weight looknig foward to your reply.

reyes..

I'm sorry but we do not ship to in-laws.

Sincerely,
Matt – Electronix Galaxy

Hello,

Ok no problem if you can do me a favour can i do a pick-up from your location to my location so that i will be able to give you the payment urgenly..

Reyes..

Sure, you can come pick up the goods. When will you be coming by? What do you look like? What will you be wearing?

Sincerely,
Matt – Electronix Galaxy

HELLO,
THANKS FOR THE MAIL I WILL LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT AM COMING ON TEUSDAY FOR THE PICK-UP AND I WILL LIKE YOU TO REPLY BACK SO THAT I CAN GIVE YOU THE PAYMENT NOW SO THAT U SHOULD BE READY AND PACKAGE THE Sharp MD-DR77S FOR ME BEFORE THE FEDEX COME AND I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME THE NAME AND THE ADDRESS,CITY,STATE,PHONE SO THAT THEY WILL NOT HAVE SOME MISTAKE WITH THE TRANSACTION OK LOOKNIG FOWARD TO YOUR REPLY SO THAT I WILL BE ABLE YOU KINDLY GIVE YOU PAYMENT URGENTLY,

NAME:MAHZAM SMITH
ADDRESS:162A AKERELE EXTENSION
CITY:SURULERE
STATE:LAGOS-STATE
ZIP-CODE:23401
PHONE-NUMBER:2348035151993
COUNTRY:NIGERIA

LOOKNIG FOWARD TO YOUR RESPOND.
REYES

Please don't come for pickup today. It's a national holiday. Our offices are closed and the streets are filled with penitents self-flagellating with string cheese. It's just…well, it's not a good day as you can imagine.

Sincerely,
Matt – Electronix Galaxy

HELLO,
CAN I GIVE YOU THE PAYMENT NOW.

Payment, payment. Yes, I love the payment! The payment makes me feel warmth inside for you, Mr Reliey. But, we are unfortunately out of stock on the solvents you've ordered. It will be at least six weeks before we can fill the order. Can I interest you in our selection of kosher wines?

Sincerely,
Matt – Electronix Galaxy

hello,
Thanks for the mail no problem am interested in your kosher wines and i will like to know the price just caculate 20 piecese of it so i want you to give me your location for the pick-up and the day that i will come for it ok.

My dear Mr. Reliey,

I can tell you that you are indeed a man of refined taste and exquisite leisure. I am delighted to hear that you will accept a case of kosher wine as a substitute for the aforementioned (and sadly backordered) industrial solvents. But as the expression goes, look before ye leap Mr. Reliey! Because you have choices to make! Yes, choices. This is still a democracy, despite what the Republicrat and Democan parties would have us all believe. Please choose wisely, as the future of the Nigerian palate rests on your choice:

Choice #1- Recanati Cabernet Private Reserve: a delicious wine full of berry and cherry flavors with layers of coffee and chocolate. Aged 17 months in French oak to round out the flavor. A case is $700. Lagos street value may be slightly higher. Accept no substitutes!

Choice #2- Cordoba Alta Tempranillo: firm yet round tannins underpin a long complex, fruity finish with hints of ripe blackberries, vanilla and chocolate. A case is $625. Lagos street value not established. May complement obe ata and other peppered-soups. You be the judge!

So please let me know which choice you make. Upon receiving your answer I'll furnish you with a shipping price and all of the necessary information for completing our transaction. And now, as they say, the ball is in your court. Kick the ball Mr. Reliey.

Sincerely,
Matt – Electronix Galaxy

NO FURTHER CORRESPONDENCE.

Published on April 10, 2006 at 12:56 am  Leave a Comment  

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